impulse

I am never at home on Sundays.
If I don’t like something, I’ll stay away from it.
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating.
The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer.
He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby.
They say that dogs are man's best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available.
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he's never been there.
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did.
The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail.
I hear that Nancy is very pretty.
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn.
Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition.
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen.
He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles.
The body piercing didn't go exactly as he expected.
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke.
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny.
It's a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
He created a pig burger out of beef.
Today I heard something new and unmemorable.
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why.
Separation anxiety is what happens when you can't find your phone.
Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers.
I trust everything that's written in purple ink.
Excitement replaced fear until the final moment.
It didn't make sense unless you had the power to eat colors.
I want a giraffe, but I'm a turtle eating waffles.
The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public.
David subscribes to the "stuff your tent into the bag" strategy over nicely folding it.
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself.
She couldn't understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy.
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days.
I used to live in my neighbor's fishpond, but the aesthetic wasn't to my taste.
I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn't want to subsist on veggie crackers.
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out.
He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class.
I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking.
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country.
The gloves protect my feet from excess work.
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth.
He was the only member of the club who didn't like plum pudding.
A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them.
Improve your goldfish's physical fitness by getting him a bicycle.
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can't read.
Love is not like pizza.
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.

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