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The heat
He had accidentally hacked into his company's server.
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard.
With the high wind warning
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind.
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
There's a message for you if you look up.
He shaved the peach to prove a point.
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self.
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled.
She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade.
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom.
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away.
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding.
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe.
The elephant didn't want to talk about the person in the room.
He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby.
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime.
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it.
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible.
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.
Rock music approaches at high velocity.
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.
At last
The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety.
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track.
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left.
Art doesn't have to be intentional.
It's not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die.
Courage and stupidity were all he had.
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out.
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.
I’m a living furnace.
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief.
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me.
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use.
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso.
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.
The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone.
Please tell me you don't work in a morgue.
Warm beer on a cold day isn't my idea of fun.
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her.
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it.
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard.
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air.
Dolores wouldn't have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was.
Be careful with that butter knife.
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